“In truth, they’re no longer after me,” he instructed the group in Texas. “They’re after you.”
“No, they’re after you,” Kimmel fired again, to applause from his target market.
Then he were given much more blunt.
“In truth, you are going to be in a jumpsuit consuming baloney in a cafeteria with Rudy Giuliani,” he stated. “They’re going to be at house looking at ‘Yellowstone’ on a 65-inch TV.”
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