Chelsea Handler Scoffs ‘Hate-Masturbating’ Tucker Carlson Over Newest Meltdown

Handler’s skit confirmed how she has nearly superhuman powers as a result of she doesn’t have youngsters ― or on the very least can spend the day doing “regardless of the fuck I think like.”

That brought about each Carlson and a visitor on his display, in addition to others in right-wing media. Handler stated that proves her level.

“Why would I even want my very own youngsters when I am getting to listen to those crybabies at all times?” she requested.

Then, she had a query only for Carlson.

“Are you truly disillusioned about how a lot freedom I’ve ― or are you disillusioned that you just haven’t been ready to take it clear of me but?” she requested, then promised to stay “triggering” him with extra movies.

“I believe we each know that you’re hate-masturbating to me, and I’m down with that,” she stated: