Tag: the late show with stephen colbert

  • Stephen Colbert Slams Nancy Mace With A NSFW Addition To Her ‘Scarlet Letter’ Blouse

    “I’m dressed in the scarlet letter after the week that I simply had, closing week, being a girl up right here and being demonized for my vote and for my voice,” mentioned Mace, who referred to the Nathaniel Hawthorne novel the place an single lady turns into pregnant out of wedlock and wears a scarlet letter as punishment.

    “K, that’s a no, no, that’s no longer – the ‘A’ simply does no longer make sense, except you spot the fellow she was once status subsequent to,” Colbert quipped as he tossed to an edited symbol of Mace status subsequent to anyone with a ”-hole” blouse.

    He later introduced into every other dig at Mace, evaluating her glance to that of 1 fashionable musical rodent.

    “She seems method much less Hester Prynne and far more Alvin Chipmunk,” he joked.

    You’ll be able to catch extra of Colbert’s monologue within the clip beneath.

  • Stephen Colbert Drops Brutal F-Bomb Over Rep. Marjorie Taylor Inexperienced

    “Each and every fresh Republican Speaker of the Area has hated the task,” the “Past due Display” host identified on Thursday. “GOP individuals are famously essentially the most unsightly folks from each and every the town in The us.”

    “You suppose folks like Marjorie Taylor Greene?” Colbert requested, sooner than handing over a solution that integrated an excessively outstanding bleep. “They despatched her to Congress to get her the fuck out of Georgia!”

    See extra in his Thursday evening “Past due Display” monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Makes use of ‘Unhinged’ Elon Musk’s Personal Dumb Comic story Towards Him

    Musk entered Twitter headquarters on Wednesday wearing a sink as he ready to take keep watch over of the corporate, then tweeted a video of the instant together with the remark: “Let that sink in!”

    So, the “Past due Display” host answered in sort with various props starting from a hinge to a photograph of a goose.

    Musk finished the $44 billion deal on Thursday and promptly fired CEO Parag Agrawal and several other different best executives.

    “The rationale I received Twitter is as a result of you will need to the way forward for civilization to have a not unusual virtual the town sq., the place a variety of ideals can also be debated in a wholesome method, with out resorting to violence,” he stated in a commentary.

  • ‘Holy S**t!’: Shocked Colbert Apologizes After Studio Target audience Proves Him Incorrect

    Stephen Colbert needed to make an apology to his studio target market on Tuesday for an surprising explanation why: They knew greater than he anticipated.

    The “Past due Evening” host noticed a record that new High Minister Rishi Sunak has been given the nickname “dishy Rishi” as he’s “thought to be by way of many to be very good-looking.”

    That resulted in a comic story in regards to the temporary tenure of former British High Minister Liz Truss, who resigned after simply 44 days in place of work.

    “Such a lot higher than their remaining top minister’s nickname: ’Hi there… leader… there ya are, that’s the girl over there,” Colbert mentioned. “We’ll by no means know, she wasn’t there lengthy sufficient to put in writing her title down.”

    The target market reacted with a couple of chuckles and a groaned “ohhhh.”

    “Actually? Ohhhh!” he mentioned, mimicking the response. “Ohhhh for the remaining top minister, you’ll’t title her title!”

    Then he challenged his target market: “On 3, let’s all say her title.”

    “Holy shit!” Colbert mentioned, setting out his glasses because the target market cheered. “Please settle for my apologies.”

    See the instant from his Tuesday evening monologue:

  • Colbert’s Cool animated film Newscast Trolls Herschel Walker In Epic Telephone Prank

    Stephen Colbert’s “The Overdue Display” is off this week, however the Colbert-produced “Tooning Out the Information” animated sequence dropped a wild new phase with an sudden ― and unwitting ― visitor famous person.

    Given the declare, Smartwood determined to name Walker to document a criminal offense.

    R.J. Fried, co-creator of the display and the voice of Smartwood, wrote “that is actual” on Twitter, and a spokesperson showed to The Day-to-day Beast that the display in fact were given Walker at the telephone.

  • Stephen Colbert Has A Easiest Finishing For Trump After Ultimate Jan. 6 Hearings


    The host of the “Overdue Display” needs a end directly out of some other TV display.

  • Stephen Colbert Exposes Trump-Sponsored Candidate’s Downside In 2 Scathing Phrases

    Former President Donald Trump’s endorsement doesn’t have the similar punch because it used to. On Thursday, Stephen Colbert pointed to at least one MAGA candidate who’s suffering: Doug Mastriano.

    Mastriano, the Trump-backed Republican nominee for governor in Pennsylvania, is down via 10 issues within the FiveThirtyEight moderate, and “The Overdue Display” host broke the candidate’s downside down to simply two phrases.

    “He suuuuuucks!” Colbert mentioned, stretching out that 2nd phrase because the target audience cheered.

    “As a result of traditionally, not anything initiatives winner like a Accomplice soldier in Pennsylvania,” Colbert added.

    Mastriano’s tanking recognition additionally ended in an embarrassing second this week when he held a rally and virtually no person got here.

    See extra in Colbert’s Thursday night time monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Spots New Trump Declare ‘So Loopy’ Even Sean Hannity Was once Puzzled

    Stephen Colbert noticed what can have been the wildest second in a Donald Trump interview. His remark used to be in reality abnormal ― even through the previous president’s requirements ― and it wasn’t even the only getting the entire consideration.

    “That’s so loopy, he pressured Sean Hannity,” Colbert stated. “And Sean comes pre-confused.”

    “At this level, he’s simply throwing out magnetic conspiracy theories on the fridge to peer what they spell out: ‘Um, perhaps they have been taking a look in my basement for the Sasquatch who shot JFK with Hunter Biden’s pc together with his spouse the chupacabra who hung Jeffrey Epstein with Barack Obama’s long-form start certificates chemtrails.’”

    See extra in his Thursday evening monologue:

  • OUCH! Stephen Colbert Stings Trump With ‘The 1 Factor He Hates Extra Than Anything else’

    Donald Trump is famously thin-skinned about any collection of topics, however as “Overdue Display” host Stephen Colbert identified on Wednesday, there’s one subject about which he’s particularly sensitive.

    “The only factor he hates greater than anything else is folks listening to he’s no longer as wealthy he claims he’s,” Colbert mentioned all the way through his opening monologue.

    This week, the general public were given a style of precisely that once New York Lawyer Normal Letitia James filed a civil lawsuit accusing Trump and his circle of relatives of “staggering” fraud. James claimed the previous president had dramatically inflated the values of his property, particularly his Mar-a-Lago house.

    Trump claimed it used to be price $739 million whilst James mentioned the true worth used to be simply one-tenth of that quantity.

    “Neatly, in fact it’s price much less now,” Colbert cracked. “The FBI took away all of the maximum re-sellable paperwork.”

    See extra in his Wednesday evening monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Wrecks ‘Gaping’ A**hollow Ron DeSantis With A Brutal Reality-Take a look at

    “It seems it used to be manner worse than we imagined as a result of he in truth kidnapped them from Texas,” Colbert mentioned. “For a man who acts so enthusiastic about borders he doesn’t appear to grasp the place his state ends.”

    DeSantis claimed the migrants have been“intending to come back to Florida.”

    “C’mon,” he mentioned. “Nobody intends to visit Florida.”

    Colbert famous that there have been simply two the explanation why folks commute to the Sunshine State.

    “You’re about to die and need to consume pudding subsequent to an alligator,” he mentioned. “Or you need to do this Disney factor the place you’ll construct your individual lightsaber.”

    Then, Colbert presented up a blunt solution to a minutiae query about how a lot of an “asshole” DeSantis is: