Tag: late show

  • Ticked-Off Stephen Colbert Provides New GOP Area Speaker Hell Over Gun Feedback

    “Overdue Display” host Stephen Colbert were given severe towards the top of his opening monologue when he introduced up the “horrific” mass taking pictures in Maine that left 18 lifeless and dozens injured.

    “Every now and then like this, you’ll really feel powerless, however you’re now not,” Colbert informed his target market. “As a result of you’ll make this the problem you vote on.”

    As Colbert identified, too many lawmakers are status in the best way ― and that incorporates new Area Speaker Mike Johnson (R-L. a..), who on Thursday stated “we’re in point of fact, in point of fact hopeful and prayerful” however introduced no answers.

    “Everybody desires this to finish, and I’ll depart it there,” Johnson stated.

    “Why would you allow it there? Is that what you assume produces hope, simply leaving it there and strolling clear of the issue?” Colbert fired again. “We’re already in a position to hope and prayer ourselves. You’re in a position to governing, theoretically. And I’m sorry if that appears like too onerous of a task for you.”

    Colbert concluded with a rousing tribute to the folks of Maine.

    Test it out in his Thursday evening monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Busts Kevin McCarthy For ‘Dumb’ Transfer In Standoff With Biden

    McCarthy despatched Biden a letter insisting that he’s “extremely involved that you’re striking an already fragile financial system in jeopardy” together with his spending plan.

    “No you’re no longer!” Colbert fired again. “You know the way I do know you’re no longer involved? Since you expressed your fear within the type of the slowest imaginable type of conversation: a letter.”

    Colbert presented up an instance of simply how unconcerned that if truth be told is.

    “That’s like pronouncing, ’Oh no! The home is one hearth! Fast, any person rent a barber store quartet to inform the hearth division,” he mentioned.

    The “Past due Display” did a one-man impact of that quartet in motion earlier than getting again to the subject of McCarthy’s “dumb” letter to Biden in his Wednesday evening monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Spots Actual Second Trump Speech Became ‘Actual Creepy, Actual Rapid’

    “And it were given actual creepy, actual rapid,” he famous as he performed a clip of the ex-president telling the gang: “I’m your retribution.”

    “That’s lovely harsh,” Colbert stated, calling the speech a “terrifying preview of the fascism to return.”

    Colbert additionally noticed another extraordinary moments from CPAC, together with 2024 GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley telling a room with a number of empty seats that “wokeness is a pandemic extra unhealthy than any pandemic, hands-down.”

    “Sure, wokeness is one of these unhealthy virus that it it appears killed two-thirds of her target market,” Colbert fired again.

    See extra in his Monday night time “Past due Display” monologue:

  • Stephen Colbert Provides Lauren Boebert A Hilariously Blunt Geography Lesson

    One instance: Feedback this week by means of Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colo.), one of the vital birthday party’s extremists and a conspiracy theorist who this week introduced a wild reaction to a decision for higher gun keep an eye on rules.

    “Alcohol, tobacco and firearms,” she declared. “In Western Colorado, we name {that a} amusing weekend.”

    Colbert stepped in with a geography lesson.

    “Don’t get so filled with your self, Western Colorado,” he mentioned. “In Florida, they name that the meals pyramid.”

    See extra in his Thursday evening “Past due Display” monologue:

  • ‘Oh, Honey!’: Stephen Colbert Has A Gala-rific Reality-Test For George Santos

    Colbert mentioned Santos’ newest lie comes to his supposedly glamorous way of life ― together with a declare he “used to visit the Met Gala” however hasn’t been invited again on account of his politics.

    “Oh, honey,” Colbert mentioned. “You’re no longer invited again since you have been by no means invited within the first position.”

    The CBS “Overdue Display” host joked the one Met Gala that would wish Santos could be the Mr. Met Gala:

    “It’s so glamorous,” he mentioned. “Ultimate 12 months’s theme was once baseball head.”

    Colbert didn’t prevent there. Take a look at his complete takedown of Santos underneath:

    Colbert additionally were given to query Santos immediately.

    Test it out as Harvey Guillén of “What We Do In The Shadows” performs Santos in a “Overdue Display” spoof video: