Trump had up to now claimed he used to be about to be arrested. When that didn’t occur, he claimed the investigation used to be “already dropped.” Now, he’s praising the grand jury ― which remains to be assembly ― and insisting he has “such appreciate” for them in his newest all-caps rant.
“If that isn’t the saddest rattling factor I’ve ever learn,” Kimmel mentioned. “The good and robust Donald Trump weakly kissing the all-caps asses of other people he’ll by no means meet in a last-ditch hope he may by hook or by crook flatter them simply sufficient to let him off the hook.”
Kimmel wasn’t executed but.
“I haven’t observed anything else this pathetic since he requested Stormy to spank him with a Forbes mag,” he added. “It’s only unhappy with an exclamation level at the finish of it.”
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